This one is the result of a 100 word Flash Fiction Challenge: “Confusion of Reality”

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Slowly opening my eyes I only see a mash of bright light and color.
Damn my head hurts. Did I tie-one-on last night?
All I taste is copper, damn what did I drink, Old Kiltcairn?

I remember I was planning a big party, but I thought that was tonight.
I gotta get up, man it’s loud, I can’t make anything out, the TV must be on.

I remember shaking the hand of my new boss, some rich bald guy.
Oh yeah I left college for something. Eyes are opening.

Man my bed is really hard.

Something’s coming at me!
OHGODTHATSRIGHTIMINTHEU.F.C.!!! [BAM!]